My Girlfriend

My girlfriend has big brown eyes

Boobs as big as butterball turkeys,

A toothy smile to sweeten her treacherous lies

And big teeth to shame the other hussies.

My girlfriend never wears panties.

She can’t cook a lick.

Her favorite flowers are pansies,

And does wonders with a joystick.

My girlfriend loves the night life:

Bar hopping, after-hour parties and such,